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Showing posts with label #namespotting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #namespotting. Show all posts

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Santa Cruz Versus the World

 A Comparative Photo Essay


Everywhere Else, USA:







[Ho-hum street names having to do with sports]




Santa Cruz:






[Straight to the point: Old Big Trees Rd, along Hwy 9]








[Actual street names en Español: Quién Sabe Rd, Scotts Valley]




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Namespotting:


Reeva  

Anson  

Nash 


And *this* lady on Facebook.  I don't make fun of too many names as a general rule, but I can't stop laughing when I say this name out loud.








Apparently this is her real (married) name--I know because I made the blunder of publicly asking our mutual friend on her Facebook post.

I totally thought it was an awesomely disgusting, double entendre nickname and that she was my kinda people...yeah.  No.  It's her real name.

She ended up sending me what my father-in-law calls a "nastygram" (p*ssed-off rant of a message) over FB messenger, calling me out as a stupid, terrible person for making fun of someone's name like that.

True, true.  To be completely honest it was more out of amazement than b*tchiness, though.  But by then I was laughing too hard to explain myself, backpedal, or apologize properly, so I just blocked her like the grownup I am.

Also me, inside my head:  [Honey you do realize you don't have to take your husband's last name?  Way to take one for the team.]

Then again, if Joe's last name were Butt, I still would've taken his last name, too.

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Namespotting

Names from a different class at my son's preschool (links to name info, courtesy of Nameberry).


Miri and Freya, the 3- or 4-year-old artists behind these:














Lark (I love this name!)














Some parents' names:














Ilea doesn't come up as a searchable entry on Nameberry, BehindTheName, or even Google (aside from some acronyms).  Facebook has mostly people named Ileana.  Ilea is cool and unusual!

Doris is fun and retro, and I can't help but wonder if this is a grandparent's name.

Friday, April 8, 2022

Best Flower Names

 Namespotting: Nine of the Best Flower Names


Sure, Elon Musk and the so-called namers-of-the-future are calling their children Lux, Flux, X, Y, Z, and whatnot.  But these fun, floral names are far from wilted.  Here is a visual guide to these stunning names.



Hyacinth













The youngest Bridgerton daughter, she is fresher than Violet but has the visual impact of a purple gentian.  Use it with Cindy as a retro but ready-to-return to the mainstream nickname.



Zinnia













If you need a reason to namesake the likes of this Blush Zinnia, Z-names for girls are gaining in popularity.



Dahlia  











Dahlias are members of the plant family that includes daisies.  There's also a noir association with "The Black Dahlia" murder case, but the association isn't a very well-known one.



Linnéa













This "twinflower" name would be great for a girl who has a boy twin named Thomas ("twin").  The accent over the "e" is not necessary.  Pick the Linnaea species spelling for maximum plant power.



Iris













A sleek name that would make a good sister to an Elise.



Lilac













This fragrant flower comes from a deciduous tree or large bush.



Azalea











Spring-blooming azaleas are associated with the Southeastern United States, Asia, and parts of Europe.



Rose












This name is a classic (and the name of everyone's favorite Golden Girl) for good reason.  The Just-Joey variety (above) is a showy example of its loveliness—Josephine Rose, nicknamed Joey, is worthy of the flower.



Camellia











It sounds a little bit like "chameleon", but Cammie is cute.  Camellia is a Southern character of one of the girls from Before We Were Yours.  Camellia leaves are used to make tea, and this bush grows into a small tree.


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Spotted (or overheard) at a park in Soquel: Striker, someone’s son of about six or seven.