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Showing posts with label #linkedIn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #linkedIn. Show all posts

Sunday, April 24, 2022

More LinkedIn

 I added a short "About Me" to my SAHM LinkedIn resume.  












"Lord.  You can imagine where it goes from here." -Maude Lebowski

#CrankingOutBabies  
#SixChildren  #MomBoss

Sidebar: A CV of my publications and academic interests.

Friday, March 18, 2022

I Call the Shots Around Here

 Actual correspondence from my LinkedIn inbox today, where I have listed the job title on my profile as Director of Reproduction Operations for a fictitious company.  Stay-at-home moms gotta impress people somehow, you know?  Follow me for more tips on having an illustrious career. 

My "job title" is actually a jab at Joe's.  He used to be Director of Productions Operations for a company he worked for for nine years.  I figure if he's an executive (MBA, shmem-BA), his baby mama and wife should be considered one, too.

Because moms are the original CEOs.












Anyway, some poor SOB sent me this, unaware of my real job.













My response---