Quotes
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| Will, age 4 |
Will: Who made God? And what's He made of?
Me: Umm... well, what do you think about that?
Will: plastic?
James: love.
Elise: sticks!
Me: Umm... well, what do you think about that?
Will: plastic?
James: love.
Elise: sticks!
"Act like you're in the lie barry." -George, telling someone to be quiet
“Here’s a message for you.” -Elise, handing me a Post-it note with a booger on it
“Elise, if you don’t stop poking me, I’m telling God!” -Will
"So, the Grinch doesn't have a penis or buttcheeks?"
-James
"Mom! Will peed off the top bunk onto the bottom bunk!" -James
“I have a headache from holding in all of my farts.”
-James
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| Will (4) and James (5) |
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| Elise, age 3 |
"Mama, the bee told me his bee secret. He told me in my ear and it didn't even hurt!" -Elise
"I think I would like to be a Great White Shark. Then I could eat seals and sea lions." -James
“I want a new grandma!” -Will, when my mom wouldn’t let him play with a pile of rusty nails
"I hate you more than [outer] space, more than....MORE space. Even when I'm happy again, I'll still hate you!" -Elise, during her time-out
"I am eating boogers. They are tasting good." -James
“Why is that your face?” -Elise, when I bothered to put makeup on for a date night
“I love you not-as-much-as-Dad, because well, you just look a little funny.” -Elise
“Is it p***ing you off?” -Zach, trying to empathize as I was having issues ordering in the drive-thru
“Why is it so f***ing windy?” -Zach, on a blustery day
"Asses. asses. we all fall down" -Kid at Arthur's preschool, who must’ve been talking about my Beginner Yoga class at the Y
“C**k Show…” -my friend’s kid, trying to pronounce “Costco”
“Time to go in Old Lady” -George, en route to the Saratoga Old Navy
“Daddy has a penis, I have a penis, and Mommy has…a lasagna.”
-my friend’s kid
“Kitty, don’t go outside. It’s very dangerous.” -Arthur
“I finish my homework, Mom.” -Arthur, showing me a paper with an orange marker scribble
“And then, the balloon said, “Pop!” -Arthur
"Some lommy" -Arthur, trying to say 'salami'
"It smells like stinks in here." -Arthur
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