Overheard in the MomUber
“I need to play the whore-monica!”
8: How come *your* parents let you watch Squid Game?
9: ‘Cause they were making a bad decision that’s why
8: Dirt is a squirt.
6: What do you mean?
8: I mean that dirt is worm poop!
"Bob Costas--doesn't he have pink eye?"
"The cafeteria food is horsemeat!"
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