Follow My Sorry Ass


Overheard in the MomUber

 Overheard in the MomUber


“I need to play the whore-monica!” 


8:  How come *your* parents let you watch Squid Game?

9:  ‘Cause they were making a bad decision that’s why




8:  Dirt is a squirt.

6:  What do you mean?

8:  I mean that dirt is worm poop!



"Bob Costas--doesn't he have pink eye?"


"The cafeteria food is horsemeat!"

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