My posts on Medium's Sweary Mommy Publication
Job Titles for Modern Parents--(Featured on Frazzled Parents)--add these headers to your LinkedIn.
What Ails Public Schools--Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be politically extreme.
Too Many Daves: A Meditation on Family Size--In which I discuss the elder Gosselin twins.
Before You Leap: How a Bastardized Muppet Saved My Sanity During My Parents' Divorce --Kermit is a bad-ass muppetf*cker.
Enough Already With the Moon--What's what in terms of fashionable celebrity birth announcements.
Yoga Poses for Your Upcoming Diaper Change--This morning I'm inviting you to visualize no longer sh*tting yourself.
Parenting Your First Child Vs. Your Sixth--Baby Barracuda is a Raffi song, right?
Juice Box Money--Bad #MomParody song lyrics.