*************My (MOSTLY FAKE) C.V.****************
Director of Reproduction Operations, Brennan Group
Writing About Parenting and Stuff
Have Children Until the Very Thought of Having More Children Flashes Fresh to Hold and Horrify: When You’re Thinking of Having More Children and Wondering What the Pope Thinks
Your Kiss is On My List: Three Ways to Prioritize Reconnection When You're Gettin' Busy With Parenting
When Google Doesn't Know, Ask Quora: Your Parents Do Support Your Academic Growth, Dammit
Brennan J, Brennan W, & Brennan E. 2010. How to Use Cooked Oatmeal, Ovaltine Powder, and Milk to Make the Maximum Mess in the Shortest Time. Childhood 1(2): 33-36.
Brennan Z, Brennan G, & Brennan A. 2022. Hand-to-Hand Combat Within the Confines of a Moving Car. InterBrother Assholery 2(12): 44-47.
The Fallacy of 'He Who Smelt it Dealt it': Deconstructing a Statistically Improbable Scenario in a Household With Six Males. Mathematics of Flatulence 2(9): 10-14.
Brennan E. 2022. How Thoroughly You're F*cking Up My Universe, Mom. Psychology of Only-Daughters 3(15): 7-10.
*Some of these have yet to be published or actually written.