Five-Second Screenplays on Raising Sons and Daughters: Developmental Differences
Daughter (age 2): "My diaper is dirty, Mother."
Son (age 4): *keeps playing forever with actual sh*t in underpants*
Daughter (2): *pets kitty gently*
Son (4): *tries to drag cat into the bathtub by its hind leg*
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| She's led a hard life. |
Daughter (2): *runs to the toilet*
Son (4): *sits on bike seat with full-sized underwear-bomb and blithely squishes own sh*t*
Daughter (age 2): *comparing shoes*
Son (age 4): *comparing buttholes*
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