I live in a part of the country where "mother of
five" is a pejorative to be said only while slamming on the brakes to avoid an accident on the 405. People don't tend to have big litters of kids around these parts, because if you are not a hardcore cheapskate like me you may find yourself spending a metric ton of money to house, feed, and raise them here.
So in Southern California, apparently even more so than in other parts of the U.S., each and every name you pick for your baby has got to really
count--real people name their kids real aspirational things like Banjo Minnow (boy) and Babe-raham Lincoln (girl).
I might be exaggerating about Lil' Banjo and Baberaham, but please bear with me as I suggest some...
***(Parody) Southern California-Inspired Names For Your Baby (You Won't Find On Nameberry)***
SoCal Real estate themed twins: Net Equity (boy) and Mello Roos (girl)
Hollywood names, taken one step further: Harlot; Schwarzenegger; Stefani; Blanket Statement; Bowie & Queen (twins)
Place names for those who have never been to SoCal: Elsinore; Hemet; Chulavista; Salton
For surfer babies: Aggro; Charger; Gidget