"Dad, I have a question. Do you know Buzz Lightyear? Do you know Mr. Toad's Wild Ride? I want to go to Dizzyland, Dad. I want to drive the elephant." -Zach, asserting his nostalgia for our first visit to Disney (and especially the Dumbo ride)
"What's the point? When I grow up I want to be a dirty hobo!" -James, indignant over having to study for a math test
"That's not funny." -James, a few minutes later, when I showed him Chris Farley's "Livin' in a Van Down By the River" thing on YouTube
"I want to live in a van, down by the river." -Will
"What's 'rollin' doobies'? -Elise
