"No. Swear words. I wanna use swear words!" -Zach, when Will gently corrected him ('gosh-darnit, Zach')
"Dad, will you sing "Hatty-Birthday-To-You?" -Zach
"Hannaburger" [hamburger] -Zach
"I wanna see the wopter-copter [helicopter]." -Zach
