The reason? We've been pretty busy. Haven't even had time to put the kids' Halloween pictures or Thanksgiving pictures or funny quotes up, or much of anything, really.
But there is an urgent matter that needs my words of wisdom: the name of the newest Kardashian baby.
Do you ever hear a name someone (usually a famous person) has recently bestowed upon an innocent babe and wistfully imagine renaming him or her? I do, because I am an elitest name-nerd jerk, and I demand that the names of celebrities' children be matched in terms of style and aesthetics. Mason, Penelope, and.....Reign? No, no, no [shakes head slowly].
Here is what they should have named him: Royal (nickname: Roy). Royal Disick. Royal, Pain-in-the-Aston, Disick. Get it?
But seriously, I think Reign Aston is quite lame, especially next to the down-to-earth names of his siblings. I think something like Beau (not Reign Beau!) would have been less bombastic, but nobody asked me, unfortunately.
Speaking of "nobody asked me", here are a few other insipid celebrity baby names, revised and updated for your name-nerding pleasure....
That's all I can think of for now.