Things To Never Have In Your House If You Have Children
1. Sharpie Fine-Tip Permanent Marker, 24-Pack Assorted Colors ('80's Glam). Cost of item: $14.99 plus free shipping. Cost of lesson learned: $3,000 in carpet and carpet pad. [Yes, I have pics. They are on my deactivated Facebook and I don't want to have to log on and retrieve them. I think I even took a video. You'll just have to take my word for it.]
2. A piano.
3. A large container of fish food. And a fish. (Dubya Dee is alive and well, and luckily there's no particular story that goes along with this one--yet.)
4. Couch pillows you kinda like.
5. A yardful of neighborhood kids and not enough banana licuado in the blender.
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