Me: What?
Elise: When Emily lost her first tooth, her parents gave her TEN dollars! And you only give one.
Me: Well her parents must be rich...
Me (30 seconds later): I mean, Tooth Fairy! Her Tooth Fairy must be rich. Not her parents.
Elise (unfazed): Please, please give me ten dollars.
Me: Plus, this isn't even your first lost tooth. It's just your first front tooth.
Elise: How about two dollars?
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In other news, I made a meme:

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