"He's about the size of Cragger's Command [LEGO] Ship." -Will, when he saw Zach for the first time
"Smells like scrunched-up diapers with poop inside." -James, when Will waved an old pair of shorts in his face
"I'll have a beer." -hilarious neighbor kid, nonchalantly, as we hit the McDonald's drive-thru while carpooling home from school
"Are you going to be a witch for Halloween? Because you look like one." -Elise, to a lady we know
"Let's double-douche these guys!" -James, tragically misappropriating the word while playing Nintendo
"MOM, Will just said the C-word!" [WHAT?!] "Yeah, he said 'Crap'!" -James
Oldest nephew (before I married in and he was my nephew) nonchalantly asked me if I was a scary witch, and when I said no told me I should be a scary witch. Because I was wearing a black tshirt.
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