Carpool With Myself

Carpool With Myself
(to the tune of “Dancing With Myself”; with apologies to Billy Idol)

With five kids awoke-io
Down to our California schools we go, go
With the neighbor rejection
Of this mirror’s reflection
I’ve got to carpool with myself

There’s no one else to honk the horn
On a chaotic lonely morn'
No more school bus waitin’, budget cuts in education
I’ll just carpool with myself

Oh, oh, oh carpool with myself
Oh, oh, oh carpool with myself
No other choice to choose
And there's no chance to snooze
So I'll just carpool with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh

And I’ve asked all over the world
The mom of every boy or girl
But your too-tiny rides all seem to pass me by
And leave me carpool’n with myself

So let's raise a little stink
Before it drives us moms to drink
Husband and I discuss, I’ll buy my own damn bus
I’d still be carpool’n with myself

Oh, oh, oh carpool with myself
Oh, oh, oh carpool with myself
Well there's no time to cruise
And lots of people to move
And I'm carpool’n with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

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