"'Cause you're a guy, 'cause you're a guy, full of farts. That's a dis-compliment." -Will, singing to the tune of Coldplay's A Sky Full of Stars and directing said-lyrics at his older brother
"THAT guy!" -Zach, when he looks in the mirror and points at himself
"Excuse me, WHY are we reading this?" -James, interrupting me as I read a particularly graphic scene from Julie of the Wolves, wherein the adult wolves regurgitate their meat for the newly-weaned juveniles
"I told you a million times: a zombie cheerleader." -Elise, when asked about her Halloween costume plans
I've already got my most authentic Halloween zombie accessory: a real-live "ouch" from parathyroidectomy #2.